I Just OD'd.... on Coffee

It's 11:22 PM right now, but sleep eludes me. I'm not stressed, there's nothing important on my mind... so what's going on? If you remember your first time drinking coffee and loving it despite the bitterness you'll know what I mean. If this is happening to you at the moment... Well, you just OD'd on coffee.




Because I'm compassionate and don't want this happening to other unsuspecting victims, I've used my temporary supply of energy to compile a Not to Do List if You Don't Want To OD on Coffee. In short, NTDLIYDWTODOC.

• Three mugs max. (don't go cheating -- three medium mugs)
• Only do this if you're driving home late at night or...
• Working on something late at night (if it's not due by the next day, there's really no point though)
• Don't do if you want to go to sleep
• Remember... caffeine is not healthy for you if you drink too much
• Constant vigilance! (Thank you Mad-Eyed Moody for teaching me that) Never give in to you inner caffeine monster

Take this from an inexperienced newbie. :)